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Heath Franklin's Chopper - The Last Hard Bastard on Earth

Heath Franklin's Chopper - The Last Hard Bastard on Earth

As Seen on 7 Days

The year is 2030. Humanity is all but wiped out, and there is only one man who can save us from the Softcockalypse.

For too long, we thought that things like 'gentle parenting', 'love languages' and 'paper straws’ were a good idea... until self-diagnosing whingers and 37 types of milk destroyed civilisation...

Then, like a glorious moustachioed phoenix, a hard bastard arose from the beta cuck ashes to restart humankind.

Strap in NZ! Chopper is back, just in time….to live again!

‘If Heath is Clark Kent and his Chopper persona is Superman, then it is good to look up in the sky once again and see not a bird, not a plane, but a super comedian’ - Scenestr

Tour dates include;

KERI KERI    Thu    1-May    7pm    Turner Centre, John Dalton Theatre
AUCKLAND NORTH    Fri    9-May    7pm    Bruce Mason Centre (as part of NZCF)
ROTORUA    Sat    10-May    7pm    Energy Events Centre
GISBORNE    Sun    11-May    7pm     War Memorial Theatre, Gisborne
TAURANGA    Wed     14-May    7pm    Baycourt Addison Theatre
HAWKES BAY    Thu     15-May    7pm    ToiToi - Hawkes Bay Venue and Arts
WELLINGTON    Fri    16-May    7pm    The Opera House (as part of NZCF)
PALMERSTON NTH    Sat    17-May    7pm     Regent on Broadway
NEW PLYMOUTH    Sun    18-May    7pm     TSB Theatre
QUEENSTOWN    Thur    29-May    7pm     Memorial Hall Centre
AUCKLAND CBD    Fri    30-May    7pm    SkyCity Theatre
HAMILTON    Sat    31-May    7pm     Heaphy Room, Claudelands
NELSON    Thu    12-Jun    7pm    Theatre Royal
CHRISTCHURCH    Fri    13-Jun    7pm    Isaac Theatre Royal
DUNEDIN    Sat    14-Jun    7pm     The Regent Theatre
INVERCARGILL    Sun    15-Jun    7pm     Civic Theatre

 

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