Heath Franklin's Chopper - The Last Hard Bastard on Earth in Bay of Plenty

Heath Franklin's Chopper - The Last Hard Bastard on Earth
As Seen on 7 Days
The year is 2030. Humanity is all but wiped out, and there is only one man who can save us from the Softcockalypse.
For too long, we thought that things like 'gentle parenting', 'love languages' and 'paper straws’ were a good idea... until self-diagnosing whingers and 37 types of milk destroyed civilisation...
Then, like a glorious moustachioed phoenix, a hard bastard arose from the beta cuck ashes to restart humankind.
Strap in NZ! Chopper is back, just in time….to live again!
‘If Heath is Clark Kent and his Chopper persona is Superman, then it is good to look up in the sky once again and see not a bird, not a plane, but a super comedian’ - Scenestr
Tour dates include;
KERI KERI Thu 1-May 7pm Turner Centre, John Dalton Theatre
AUCKLAND NORTH Fri 9-May 7pm Bruce Mason Centre (as part of NZCF)
ROTORUA Sat 10-May 7pm Energy Events Centre
GISBORNE Sun 11-May 7pm War Memorial Theatre, Gisborne
TAURANGA Wed 14-May 7pm Baycourt Addison Theatre
HAWKES BAY Thu 15-May 7pm ToiToi - Hawkes Bay Venue and Arts
WELLINGTON Fri 16-May 7pm The Opera House (as part of NZCF)
PALMERSTON NTH Sat 17-May 7pm Regent on Broadway
NEW PLYMOUTH Sun 18-May 7pm TSB Theatre
QUEENSTOWN Thur 29-May 7pm Memorial Hall Centre
AUCKLAND CBD Fri 30-May 7pm SkyCity Theatre
HAMILTON Sat 31-May 7pm Heaphy Room, Claudelands
NELSON Thu 12-Jun 7pm Theatre Royal
CHRISTCHURCH Fri 13-Jun 7pm Isaac Theatre Royal
DUNEDIN Sat 14-Jun 7pm The Regent Theatre
INVERCARGILL Sun 15-Jun 7pm Civic Theatre
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