Hot Sluts From Hell

A S*xually Liberated Variety Cabaret

Lust & Liberation. Welcome to HOT SLUTS FROM HELL, where the devil is in the details—and honey, the details are delicious.
On May 16th at Ivy Bar, we’re unleashing a night of unapologetic, raw, and raunchy queer excellence. A sinful spectacle of drag, burlesque, and live vocals. This variety show is a bold, s*x-positive celebration of all things hot, horny, and unholy!

- Doors open at 9:00 PM | Show starts at 9:30 PM
- Tickets: $25 (Seating is first come, first served—so get in early!)
- R18 | Explicit themes, strong language & nudity
- Best Dressed Award—so come serving s*x appeal in your own style
- Drink Specials on the Night!

Hosted by sinner & showgirl - SELINA SIMONE (multi-award winning s*xy idiot)

Featuring:

KITTY OBSIDIAN (International Burlesque, Sideshow & Fetish performer, aggressively queer, proud Wiradjuri/Gamilaroi babe, trans powerhouse of pleasure!)

ROBIN YABLIND (Known thief of hearts, local heart-throb, and Aoteraoa's Burlesque Bro!)

PITA POCKET (Wellington’s Rising Star, this triple threat is serving vocals, moves, and pure star power fresh out the oven!)

Pōneke, This is your invitation to let loose—to indulge, to delight, to revel in desire. Bring your lovers, your exes, your flames, your flatmates—hell, bring the whole polycule. Let’s make some messy, s*xy memories together.

*Consent is key, respect is mandatory, and fun is non-negotiable.

Accessibility: If you have specific needs, email theselinasimone@gmail.com, and we’ll work with Ivy Bar to make sure you’re taken care of.

(Just to be clear—this is a s*x-positive celebration, not a s*x party. By all means, flirt, tease, and make some post-show plans, but save the action for later. And please, for the love of good lighting, don’t clog up the Ivy bathroom line—some of us are just trying to get our noses powdered!)

So, Wellington—are you ready to turn up the heat?

@the_selina_simone, @kitty_obsidian, @robin_yablind, @misspitapockett