Airhorn! April!

Hold Uuuup! the Wildest Show in Newtown Just Got Wilder? Impossible! Nuh Uh, We're Just Getting Started!

Are You Ready for an Hour of Comedic Violence? It's the Show People Are Describing As A Lot" and Shiiiit, That Was Wild."

On the First Friday of Every Month, Straight from the Newtown Community and Cultural Centre, We Bring You an Hour of Near-dangerous Levels of Hilarity, Laughter so Hard It Will Summon the Authorities!

Our April Line up Will Be Announced Real Soon - but Trust Us - It's a Goddam Doozy!

It's Gonna Be a Good Time, You’re Gonna Dribble a Bit!

It's Only an Hour(ish), and We'll All Get Drinks After and Just Have a Blast!

Ya Gotta See It!
Awooooooooooooga!

P.S. Door sales also available - Hell yeah!