Danny Dangerously’s One Man Glam - The Return

Lock up your wives, aunties, and appropriately aged MILFs:

Tradewinds touring reluctantly presents:

Danny dangerously’s
Revenge of the return to the epically awesome nights of awesome epicness!

After his near-death experience, having almost choked on a stripper… the 80’s most notorious glam metal has-been, and self-proclaimed champion of gen x debauchery, makes his dubious return to the stage, ruining all your favourite classic rock tracks!

Featuring songs from, Bon Jovi, G’n’R, Journey, Toto, Thin Lizzy, David Lee Roth, Europe, Van Halen and many more classics from the greatest era of guitar-driven rock music!

Presale $15, VIP $35 and Platinum VIP table $250 from Eventfinda.
Door sales $30
$20 if wearing an 80’s costume!

- Individual VIP ticket includes bar snacks and complimentary glass of bubbles. Limited to 10 people.

- Platinum VIP includes reserved seating for 6, sharing platter and bar snacks for 6, 2 bottles of bubbles to share, autographed miniature show poster, and Danny will personally regale you with anecdotes of events which may or may not be entirely fictitious. *Limited to 2 tables of 6.

Born in Austin, Texas and raised in Kansas City, Missouri, Danny was a mega rockstar in the ’80s.

Until the fateful night in 1988 when his jealous manager lured him to a cryogenic facility where he had him frozen in liquid cocaine.

After a series of misadventures including the closure of the cryo facility, and becoming part of a rock’n’roll memorabilia collection, Danny was accidentally thawed out in 2012, looking exactly the same as he had at the peak of his career, but strangely convinced that he had written all the greatest rock songs of the era.

After a series of successful shows over the next few years, he was back to his old partying ways, and in a bizarre moment of confusion whilst preparing to do a line of cocaine off a stripper, he attempted to snort a line of strippers off the cocaine, resulting in his near-death experience… fearful that he may end up actually doing something far worse, he was put back into cryogenic suspension… until now!

(Disclaimer: all drugs mentioned in the above statement are purely fictitious and for comedic narrative effect… Danny does not condone abuse of drugs or alcohol… even though he thinks they’re awesome.)

A few notable things Danny has actually done… for real.

- Multiple sold-out shows and tours through NZ and Australia
- Sold out shows in Las Vegas, Nevada 2014
- Guest performer at Burlesque Hall of Fame and Miss Exotic World Pageant 2014.
- Headline act NZ Tattoo Expo 2015
- Headline act Brutalitees Birthday Bash 2015
- NZ support act for Buckcherry (USA) 2016